The Paine Conversion Myth Again  

By R.W. Morrell  

“Old School” at Thetford Grammar School. This was a one-room school at the time Thomas Paine was a pupil from 1744 to 1749 – British Listed Buildings

Thomas Paine has never been forgiven by some people for having not just written The Age of Reason, but for doing so in a very readable style, this, if anything, was considered the book’s greatest danger. Although today many eminent Christians, the recently retired bishop of Durham being a good example, express opinions regarding the bible similar, if not going beyond, those of Paine, few, if any, express their very real debt to him for instituting a debate which was ultimately to give them the freedom to express their opinions, though in saying this  no one should forget the very real debt we owe to the many publishers  who risked all to keep Paine’s works in print and so in circulation.  Without the courage of these people it is to be doubted whether a 19th  century bishop of Exeter would have been able, or willing, to assert that  evolution was ‘in no sense whatever antagonistic to the teachings of  religion’.  

That an 18th century critique of the bible is still able to infuriate  contemporary Christians is testament to its lasting value, yet this  response to Paine rarely takes the form of an attempt to reply to his  ideas, rather it takes the form of attacks on him as an individual. I was  reminded of this when I was recently sent a copy of an article from an  evangelical periodical. It was anonymously sent and the name of the  journal from which the article had been photocopied, but it was dated  for 1994. The article retailed the usual lies so beloved of by Christian  critics of Paine, namely that he had benefited financially from his works,  was hated and, of course, was a drunkard. Naturally no sources were  given in support, though I suspect some of the so-called ‘facts’ were  taken from a biography of Paine by an American academic who  dredged up any report he could of Paine drinking, most of these  reports being highly questionable. Only the source of one claim was  identified by the anonymous author of the article, a claim that Paine  had converted to Christianity just before his death. This claim was taken  from a book entitled The Impossibility of Agnosticism (Inter-Varsity  Fellowship, Nd.), written by a Rev. Dr. Leith Samuel.  

It so happens that some years ago I chanced across Samuel’s book  and attacked his claim in a letter to the publisher. In this I accused him  of repeating a lie, to which Samuel responded by writing to me, my  letter having been passed to him, in which he said he had no desire to  repeat a lie and admitted he had not checked on the background of the  claim. He promised to do so, after I gave him particulars, and contacted  me again. He never did.

According to the article, or Samuel, Paine, along with Voltaire (who  was not mentioned in the article) was a most ardent pursuer of  pleasure. It almost goes without saying that neither the writer of the  article nor Samuel saw fit to identify the source, or sources, for this claim.  This was followed by a claim that Paine had disowned his opinions as  expressed in The Age of Reason and accepted Christ. Samuel says the  information came from a tale told by an itinerant evangelical preacher,  one Stephen Grellet. However, this is nothing more than a variation of a  tale concocted by a Mary Roscoe, or, in other versions, a Mary Hinsdale.  Thus it appears at first that there were two witnesses to Paine’s supposed  conversion, a fact which much influenced Samuel. But there were not  two witnesses, or claimants, for Mary Roscoe and Mary Hinsdale were  one and the same person, Hinsdale being Roscoe’s married name.  

She had been employed as a servant by a wealthy Quaker merchant,  Willett Hicks, a close friend of Paine, who had supported him in his last  months. She claimed to have been instructed by him to deliver  something to Paine and stated that when she arrived at his home she  heard him calling out with intense feeling, “Lord Jesus have mercy  upon me”. Hinsdale also said she had been asked by Paine him as to  what she thought of The Age of Reason, to which she had replied that she had burned the book. Paine is then said to have wished he had done  likewise.  

This tale in its various forms circulated among, and was actively  promoted by, 19th century Christian preachers, and, so it seems, their  20th century successors. However, they, like Samuel, took care not to  refer to William Cobbett’s investigation of the origin of the tale and his  subsequent exposure of it as being fraudulent (Samuel claimed to know  nothing of Cobbett’s investigation). In 1818 Cobbett, who had been  converted from being a bitter critic of Paine to that of ardent admirer,  even if he did not accept fully the theological criticism of The Age of  Reason, was visiting New York and while there was approached by a  Quaker named Charles Collins, who had heard that Cobbett was  planning to write a life of Paine. Collins sought to convince him that  Paine had renounced the views as set out in The Age of Reason, a fact, he  thought, which should be included in Cobbett’s book. Cobbett, though,  suspected ‘friend Charley’, as he called him, of being ‘a most  consummate hypocrite, who had a sodden face, a simper and  “manoeuvred his features, precisely like the most perfidious wretch”  and demanded from him the source of his claim. With much reluctance  this was eventually given, Collin’s informant being none other than  Mary Hinsdale, who, it transpired, was then actually living in New York.  

Posing as a Quaker, as Hinsdale claimed she belonged to that sect, Cobbett went to visit her. Employing all his skills he eventually managed  to extract from her the truth, even though she is said by him to have  ‘shuffled, evaded, equivocated, warded off’ while effecting not to  understand the content matter of a paper he had been given by Collins  on which he had written down Hinsdale’s claims concerning Paine.  Hinsdale told Cobbett that she had never given Collins the authority to  say anything about Paine in her name. ‘Oh no Friend,’ she said, ‘I tell  thee, that I have no recollection of any person or anything that I saw at  Thomas Paine’s house’.  

It was later revealed that Hinsdale had made a number of claims  concerning the supposed conversions of others. One concerned a  woman identified as Mary Lockwood. This tale is being exposed as a lie by  the family. It would seem that Hinsdale was an opium addict and  needed money to buy the drug; she had found a profitable market  amongst evangelical Christians for tales of Paine’s conversion. Willett  Hicks, when the claim was put before him, publicly branded Hinsdale’s  claims concerning Paine as “pious fraud and fabrication”, noting that  she had never been sent by him to Paine’s house, nor had she spoken to  him. Hicks also added that he had been offered many bribes to produce  a statement saying Paine had renounced his religious opinions before  he died. Paine’s physician, DrJ.R.Manley, himself a Christian who had  himself tried frequently to get Paine to renounce his religious opinions  and was anything but friendly towards him, testified he had not, despite  his pressure, changed his views. Having asked him whether he wished to  believe `that Jesus Christ is the Son of God’, Paine had thought for a few  minutes and then replied, ‘I have no wish to believe on that subject’  

It is difficult to understand what the writer of the article, Samuel and  others of that ilk gain from repeating lies about Paine, for even had he  renounced his opinions, the case advanced in The Age of Reason would  still stand. Perhaps it is a case of grasping at straws. Whatever be the  case, those who do this sort of thing only discredit the cause they claim to serve.

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